Ipod Mania

"Maybe I'm a horrible elitist, but when I pass [really hot gay guys with discmans] I think "How quaint of them to be using discmans." They may be gorgeous, they may be rich, they may be cultured, they may have just gotten gang-banged by 20 guys in the back room of Roxy last night, but I have an ipod" - Jon Collins.

Exactly the reason I'll probably buy an Ipod next month instead of groceries.